Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

** - One thing I learned from watching this movie is that Michael Bay apparently thinks that skanky, promiscuous college kids covered in sweat and grease and grime is attractive. Every character (human or robot) is despicable, whether because they are one-dimensional filth-covered morons or just annoying jerks. The story was largely incomprehensible; not because it was complex and intelligent, but because plot points were introduced at random, seemingly out of nowhere. The special effects are the only saving grace, but are not enough to make it a good movie.