** - In this remake of the “classic” (by which I mean old, boring and overrated) 1951 sci-fi film, Keanu Reeves breaks open a big ball of glowing ice in the mountains of India, falls asleep, then wakes up 80 years later covered in whale blubber after falling out of a spaceship in Central Park only to realize he is still a chunkhead who can’t act. This film seems to posit that if ever there is a national emergency - such as a meteor strike or Keanu Reeves attack – a large herd of nerdy professor-types from varying acadmeic fields will be rounded up and put on the front lines ahead of military personnel.
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