*** – Despite the fact that he is now like a hundred years old, I’m still pretty sure that Clint Eastwood could beat the crap out of me if he wanted to. Or, at the very least, he could grab me by the throat and growl an obscenity-laced threat at me in that raspy voice of his, and make me poop my pants and run away (with knees pressed together in a vain attempt to keep feces from running into my shoes). Anyway, Clint stars in this film as a racist old Korean War vet who is simultaneously despised and worshipped by a large Vietnamese family that lives next door to him. One kid gets shot, another gets raped and beaten, but Clint gets his revenge in the end... sort of.
Gran Torino
*** – Despite the fact that he is now like a hundred years old, I’m still pretty sure that Clint Eastwood could beat the crap out of me if he wanted to. Or, at the very least, he could grab me by the throat and growl an obscenity-laced threat at me in that raspy voice of his, and make me poop my pants and run away (with knees pressed together in a vain attempt to keep feces from running into my shoes). Anyway, Clint stars in this film as a racist old Korean War vet who is simultaneously despised and worshipped by a large Vietnamese family that lives next door to him. One kid gets shot, another gets raped and beaten, but Clint gets his revenge in the end... sort of.
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