*1/2 – A pair of inept aliens come to Earth in order to annihilate human civilization in this extremely broad and largely unfunny sci-fi comedy. My’ik and Du’ug (yes, pronounced like Mike and Doug) come from the planet Kabijj (yes, pronounced like Cabbage) which is ruled by a fat giggly guy in a robe who never stands up, and his chief administrator Phil Lamarr who yells all of his lines for some reason. They task the idiotic title duo to destroy the Earth and kill all of its inhabitants in order to provide food for some giant wearing a diaper whose name I did not catch, despite it being repeated about 50 times. I think it began with a ‘k’. In any event, all this leads to the awkward pair wandering around the planet with swords the size of toothpicks threatening to behead people. They befriend a human, fall in love with women with unibrows, drink Smirnoff Ice, and wind up in all sorts of other situations that are supposed to provide humor. Pretty much none of them succeed. There are a couple of decent lines, but overall this movie seems like the kind that some stoner dude would find hilarious for about 20 minutes until he fell asleep on the couch with his hand inside a bag of Cheetos Paws.
Evil Alien Conquerors
*1/2 – A pair of inept aliens come to Earth in order to annihilate human civilization in this extremely broad and largely unfunny sci-fi comedy. My’ik and Du’ug (yes, pronounced like Mike and Doug) come from the planet Kabijj (yes, pronounced like Cabbage) which is ruled by a fat giggly guy in a robe who never stands up, and his chief administrator Phil Lamarr who yells all of his lines for some reason. They task the idiotic title duo to destroy the Earth and kill all of its inhabitants in order to provide food for some giant wearing a diaper whose name I did not catch, despite it being repeated about 50 times. I think it began with a ‘k’. In any event, all this leads to the awkward pair wandering around the planet with swords the size of toothpicks threatening to behead people. They befriend a human, fall in love with women with unibrows, drink Smirnoff Ice, and wind up in all sorts of other situations that are supposed to provide humor. Pretty much none of them succeed. There are a couple of decent lines, but overall this movie seems like the kind that some stoner dude would find hilarious for about 20 minutes until he fell asleep on the couch with his hand inside a bag of Cheetos Paws.
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